I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

Spike Milligan
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  1. (On his gravestone): "I told you I was ill".

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  4. A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush

  5. My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.

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